"April Foolin' The Kids, Wounded Crows, and Snakehead Fish"
Christy shares the "electrifying" trick she played on her kids for April Fools, Tim tells the story of the wounded crow in his ex-wife's house, and you meet the dreaded Snakehead Fish.
"Nagging Husbands, Giving Wives, and Big Chief Yellow Cloud"
The pollen is getting the best of Tim and Christy's husband is getting on her nerves by being "too nice." Also Christy meets Dolly Parton and is attacked by a killer armadillo, and Tim has a disappointing experience at a boot store in San Antonio, TX.
"Men are only good for 3 things..."
Christy says men are only good for "taking out the trash, killing bugs, and keeping gas in the car." And since she ran out of gas this week obviously her husband Ricky is falling down on the job.
Let's all screw up our kids!
This week Christy and Tim talk about things they've done to their kids (in good fun, of course) and things their parents did to them. Also why does Christy's family call her Pooch?
"I don't wanna scare the little kids!"
This week Christy and Tim address why some women put on makeup to go to the bathroom and why others wouldn't wear makeup to save your life! It was an off week for catering, however, as all we had to eat was baloney, crackers, and pimento cheese (What the heck's a pimento?).
"Christy returns from Ecuador and brings Tim a great surprise!"
This week: Christy safely returns after a week of passing out Christmas Boxes and Veggie Tales stickers to the little kiddies in Ecuador and Tim takes his mom through the McDonald's drive-thru for a Happy Meal. Libby Webb from New Market BBQ caters the madness with BBQ Sketti and Smack-N-Cheese!
"Chipmunks and guinea pigs and haircuts, oh my!"
This week: Tim's daughter's encounter with a chipmunk (the chipmunk lost), Tim's mom's knee surgery rehab adventures, Dana's amazing new haircut, and Christy's trip to Ecuador and her promise to try "guinea pig on a steeek!"
"Why don't women come with instructions?"
Tim and Christy's Valentine Show! Learn why women lie to men when they say they don't want anything for Valentine's Day and why southerners rush to buy bread and milk when snow's in the forecast. Christy brought in her famous Chinese Chicken Salad that Dana went NUTS over. Here's the recipe.
